Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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