I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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