I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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