i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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