Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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