I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
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