don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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