Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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