That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
