so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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