so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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