And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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