I can tuck mytits in my pants
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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