There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Randomize
