hell yes lets make some ravioli
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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