But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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