I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize
