So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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