So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
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