so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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