discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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