I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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