the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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