Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
stop calling my apartment porn island.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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