Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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