North Korea, Best Korea!
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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