I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
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