She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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