I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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