Pappa wants mamma naked
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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