I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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