WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Randomize
