But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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