Have you finally orgasmed yet?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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