bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
The adults are the big ones right?
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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