...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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