i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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