I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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