She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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