I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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