so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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