8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Randomize
