I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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