Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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