You work out of a Hotel?
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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