I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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