so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I take back everything I said about communal showers
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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