i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I enjoy the company of your penis
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Randomize
