Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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