remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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