I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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