Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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